This is a Times Online podcast. The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, buglers and welcome to Bugle number 90 the 90th installment of the

world's greatest audio newspaper for a visual world with me and his altman here in London

and in the Riot Stricken City of Pittsburgh USA in a one remaining phone box still

standing after the carnage of the G20 riots. John Oliver.

Hello Andy, hello beuglers. If you hear something smash and gas fill this room

then you'll know that my end has come I am indeed

in Pittsburgh at the G20 summit and associated riots and let me tell you don't

listen to what people say about Pittsburgh Andy it is a

beautiful city especially when the sun just peeps through the pepper spray and

tear gas and reflects off the pools of blood on the street it's like an Edward Hopper painting from the period

when he got really depressed. And these nice contrast being out here to last weekend where I was

at the 61st Emmy Awards, Grand day in Hollywood, California, wondering what the hell

I was doing there and unable to come up with a good enough answer.

Well, surprisingly, out of nowhere, I actually won one I won an Emmy

and I believe that that has now completely devalued every Emmy previously

issued and in fact other awards too, Nobel Prizes have now been rendered

meaningless by my astonishing victory. I'll say this about the every

company and the actual awards are very big, surprisingly heavy, and it turns out alarmingly easy to carry

on to a play.

Oh, checking, there was a little girl in front of me who had a little toy plastic baseball bat confiscated because it constituted a

potential weapon while I sache a pasta carrying something which could comfortably

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