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Hello Buglers and welcome to Bugle!

And welcome to Bugle 91 for the week beginning Monday the 5th of October 2009 with me

Andy's Altman here in the city that hasn't burned down for over 343 years

and counting London and fresh from smashing Pittsburgh to pieces last week.

Now back in the altogether more peaceful city of New York,

it's the Doctor of Drollery, the Surgeon of Satire,

the Homeopathic Heelerifelarity, the physician of fun, the quack of quips, John Oliver MD.

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F Hello Buglers! How are you doing? How's your week, Andy? It was okay, John, was okay.

I'm in the midst of preparing to see if President Obama can bring the games to Chicago. Is he the

president that he says he is or is this going to be the biggest crushing defeat? He'll

be dead as a president after this if this doesn't work any lame duck status if he can't bring the games to

Chicago how does he think he's gonna get health care to Americans it was great to

be back from Pittsburgh Andy for what I mean always great to be back from Pittsburgh Andy for what I mean for it is always great to be back from

Pittsburgh at whatever time but this particular time even more so the most where the

tear gas went down and the journalists many journalists there really should be a of themselves, because it wasn't a lot of tear gas.

And there was definitely a few journalists walking towards the tear gas, so they could get teargassed,

and then filmed themselves with some slightly sore eyes pouring water on it.

It was unbelievable, just pointing the cameras at themselves.

Your cameras the wrong way round.

They're not reporters anymore, their high budget diarist.

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