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United Airlines Unveils The Best Way To Have Sex On A Plane | 3.26.26

Hard Factor

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Episode 1924 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:40 What happened in 1924 00:05:37 United Airlines unveils the easiest way to join the Mile High Club 00:12:25 Army raises its max age to join from 35 to 42 00:15:25 CO wants to surpass Nevada as the sex industry capital of the United States & legalize prostitution statewide 00:24:35 Punch the Monkey is finally getting some balls 00:27:50 Meta & Google lose landmark lawsuit regarding depression and children using their platforms 00:36:30 We have a new CA toe sucker to let you know about  Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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