Unhinged Things Kindergarteners Have Told Their Teachers
Teachers Off Duty
Bored Teachers
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šļø 15 March 2026
ā±ļø 51 minutes
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Summary
The hosts share some of the funniest real classroom moments, including kids revealing family drama, telling teachers things their parents definitely didn't want repeated, and the awkward situations teachers end up in when students overshare at the worst possible times. They also react to stories from teachers about bizarre show-and-tell moments, confusing absences, and the surprising things kids say about their home lives.
Along the way, they talk about parent-teacher conference chaos, students accidentally snitching on their parents, school lunch disasters, and the everyday unpredictability of teaching. Whether it's a kindergartener revealing why their parents are arguing or a student announcing personal family details to the entire class, teachers know thatĀ kids will always tell the truthā¦ at the worst possible moment.
If you're a teacher, educator, or anyone who's ever worked with kids, this episode will have you laughing, cringing, and saying, "they really said that?!"
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| 0:00.0 | Because kindergarteners, they ruin your reputation before 9 a.m. Yes. Your mama know you're telling me that man. That baby had all that money to that man. That teacher said, where you get that money from? My dad lets me keep the money that doesn't print right. Like one time a kid tells me, oh my mom's on her here so we get McDonald's today. I was talking about a teacher that I didn't really vibe with, and my son goes and tells |
| 0:22.2 | other teachers that I don't like this teacher. |
| 0:24.3 | And I'm like... |
| 0:24.8 | This lady said I work in a daycare, and one child's father was mistaken as a grandfather. |
| 0:28.6 | The child corrected everyone loudly. |
| 0:30.2 | He said, I know he looks old, but he still can make babies. |
| 0:32.6 | Oh. |
| 0:33.4 | Okay. |
| 0:34.5 | Well, this is important. |
| 0:35.6 | She told me her mother had a hard time making the cupcakes. I asked her why. She told me because her mom had to get all the roaches. After they ate the cupcakes, y'y-y-y-y-y-y-y. You're doing so good. Do it again. Y'y-y-y-y. My mom had a sleepover yesterday. I was a good. She did have a little sleepover. |
| 0:54.4 | My dad sleeps in our room on the bunk beds, and we sleep in the bed with mommy because daddy's in time out. |
| 1:00.6 | I'm like, I just... |
| 1:02.1 | I just... Hey, best friends, welcome to this week's episode of Teachers Off Duty. |
| 1:20.9 | If you are new here, welcome. |
| 1:22.4 | I am honest teacher vibes, aka Bree Bree Breezey. |
| 1:25.4 | Why are you smiling like that? |
| 1:28.3 | You're smiling like they said, you gotta be here.K.A. Bree Breezee. Why are you smiling like that? You're smiling like they said, you gotta be here. |
| 1:31.7 | Wait twice if you need help. Tell people who you are. |
| 1:35.5 | I'm Juan Sintrown, on the one hand on all social media. |
| 1:38.3 | And he is here for his own free accord. |
| 1:41.2 | I am safe. |
| 1:42.8 | Are you sure? |
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