Unheard and Too Hot To Handle!
The Bugle
The Bugle
4.8 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Bonus episode time Buglers! While Andy, take a well deserved rest from bringing you the latest slurry of frankly idiotic news. Producer Harry has rounded up a few clips from the start of 2026, that didn’t make it in the first time round, we’ve also got a clip from our voluntary subscription only show Ask Andy and a Top Story from The Bugle’s, Science and Tech pull out The Gargle, so sit back, get comfortable and enjoy. It's Bugle episode 4373A!
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| 0:00.0 | The Bugle! Audio Newspaper for a visual world. |
| 0:13.7 | Hello, buglers and welcome to Bugle bonus episode 4,373A for April is here, but we are not. I'm Andy Zaltzman, and the bugle is off this |
| 0:25.5 | week. The clocks went forward on Sunday here in London, but I forgot to change mine, so I |
| 0:30.6 | recorded an hour of highly pertinent satirical chirp, but what I thought was the right time, |
| 0:35.5 | but we didn't actually press the record button until an hour after I'd started. |
| 0:39.4 | Fact. So, instead of us trying to find or shed |
| 0:42.9 | or pretend we can discern some light amidst the music gloomery, |
| 0:47.0 | we have a bugle bonus episode for you. |
| 0:49.5 | Producer Harry has rounded up a few leftover nuggets |
| 0:52.6 | of pure gold from the start of 2026. |
| 0:55.8 | The bits that didn't make it in first time round, so, well, nuggets of pure silver, I suppose, |
| 1:00.5 | but still on the podium, which is the important thing. |
| 1:02.6 | We've also got a clip from our universe exclusive voluntary subscriber-only show Ask Andy |
| 1:07.7 | and a top story from the Bugles revamped science and tech pullout the gargle with |
| 1:13.2 | Alice Fraser so sit back get comfortable and enjoy unless you're doing something in which sitting |
| 1:18.2 | back and getting comfortable is dangerous or inappropriate for example performing surgery or |
| 1:23.0 | doing competitive ski jumping our first clip is from Ask, the almost monthly show in which I and producer Chris |
| 1:30.4 | answer the questions put to us by our voluntary subscribers. |
| 1:33.8 | Such as this one, |
| 1:34.9 | the question of how the bugle and our time at times online |
| 1:38.0 | eventually came to an end. |
| 1:48.3 | Tim asks a question. |
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