Unhappy Hour Live at The Greene Space!
Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai
Pineapple Street Studios and Audacy
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 27 October 2017
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
We had our very first live show at The Greene Space in NYC! Fran Tirado, Tracy Clayton and Heben Nigatu fought for Matt's love in a dating game. We played Bad Thing Bingo, where audience members won the worst prizes. And Julian Velard played along both in song AND in drinking game. Plus Matt gave us a very serious reading from his very serious book. You can watch it on The Greene Space's youtube channel here --> https://youtu.be/Lr20bM3-F8s. And don't forget to check and see if Matt's coming to a town near you on his tour at everythingisawfulbook.com. We're taking a lil hiatus from the podcast while he's on tour, but keep your eyes on your feeds, we just might have a few surprises up our plaid flannel sleeves.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everyone, it's your friendly neighborhood podcast host and published author Matt Bellissai. |
| 0:11.1 | As you might know, I'm currently on tour for my book and you should absolutely come see me, |
| 0:16.8 | take a threat, everything is awfulbook.com. But that means that this week I wasn't in the studio, |
| 0:23.6 | but we did have our very first live episode of Unhappy Hour, which we're bringing to you right now |
| 0:31.6 | as a very special episode. This is our live show. We recorded it at the green space in New York |
| 0:38.4 | earlier this week. So much fun. We drank wine provided by Wayne. We laughed. We cried. Someone |
| 0:45.9 | gouges their pants. Me, that was me. So stick around for all of that fun stuff from our live show. |
| 0:53.8 | Here is me. |
| 1:01.2 | Ladies and gentlemen, it is an honor and a privilege to introduce to you the brilliant, |
| 1:06.4 | the beautiful, the gingeriest queen, the novelist, the infamous podcast host and the internet's |
| 1:12.6 | foremost drunk, Matt Bellissai. |
| 1:29.4 | Everything is awful, everything is cold and fucked up and believe. Everything is awful. |
| 1:42.6 | And it's every goddamn week. |
| 1:48.8 | We'll all die in a nuclear war with North Korea. |
| 1:57.0 | The whole world feels like one big shit filled IKEA that sells gonorrhea. |
| 2:05.2 | We're all living in a fucking world of misery. Everything is awful. |
| 2:17.0 | Everything is cold and gross and shitty. Everything is awful. |
| 2:25.0 | And it's every goddamn week. |
| 2:27.2 | But at least you have me. |
| 2:33.0 | So let's get unhappy. |
| 2:38.2 | Thank you. |
| 2:41.8 | I'm glad that you're unhappy our lives, everybody. |
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