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Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

Halloweiners and Hallowginas (with Jenny Yang)

Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

Pineapple Street Studios and Audacy

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2017

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Krispy Kreme dust, fajita thievery, and diving deep into your Halloween party, aka Matt's Hell. Do NOT invite him to it. Unless there’s a Halloween lasagna. Plus comedian Jenny Yang joins the show for an interview and game of Which Is Worst. AND DON'T FORGET! Unhappy Hour's debut live performance is happening at The Greene Space in NYC on Wed, Oct 25th. You can buy tickets in the upcoming link & watch a livestream of the performance on Matt's Facebook! thegreenespace.org/events/thegreenespace/2017/oct/25/unhappy-hour-live/

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey there, this is Unhappy Hour, the show where we bitch about all the things we love to hate every single week on your host, Matt Bellissai.

0:07.6

This week I'm with my producer Barry Finkle, but not as always because I'm in sunny-discusting Los Angeles and she's in glorious New York.

0:19.9

Hi Barry.

0:20.7

Hey Matt.

0:21.6

Hey Matt, how many flannel shirts did you pack?

0:23.5

None of your goddamn business Barry.

0:25.8

But if you have to know, I packed eight, two for each day because I always sweat through the first one.

0:30.9

Alright listeners, this is it.

0:33.1

This is the last time I'm going to tell you on this podcast to get tickets to see me and Barry live on stage, October 25th at the Green Space in New York City.

0:42.8

If you could Google it, there's going to be a link in our show notes for you to buy tickets, bring your friends, bring a date, because it's going to get romantic.

0:51.8

But don't be gross about it, okay? Keep your dick in your pants.

0:55.1

We get it. You're in love or whatever.

0:58.0

But I'm not responsible for your horrible life decisions.

1:00.9

You're also welcome for this week's episode which is filled like my pillowcases on Halloween, filled with candy and sweet shit.

1:10.1

Not that cheap shit either. I'm classy, king size, or keep it.

1:15.0

We're going to start off as always with worse things first, the most fucked up news of the week, then we are diving deep into Halloween parties.

1:23.5

Which is a guaranteed way to not get invited to any Halloween parties.

1:27.9

Which is fine. I'm fine with that. Don't invite me to your goddamn shit.

1:31.6

After that, we've got comedian Jenny Geng on the show.

1:35.0

We'll talk about her start in politics when she got in a ward from Barack Obama, the real president.

1:43.2

And then we play a game of which is worst.

1:46.7

So there's nothing to do but to do it.

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