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Hi, I'm Adam Gidwitz, host of Grimm, Grimmer, grimist, and I'm here to ask you to make a very grim decision. Okay, ready?

Would you rather be locked in an impenetrable tower

or be tossed in a bottomless pit.

Now take a moment to think it over carefully.

Ready?

Let's hear some answers.

I would rather be locked in the

Pranda-Bruel's tower that wouldn't kill me, but going into the pit would kill me.

And plus, what if I had food?

And in a pit, I would not have food.

Basically, I am very, very smart.

You are very, very smart, because how would you get food as you're falling forever in a bottomless pit?

You would probably just starve to death.

That's how you would die.

Whereas the tower, hey, maybe it would have food.

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