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Hi, I'm Adam Gidwitz, host of Grimm, Grimmer, grimist, and I'm here to ask you to make a very grim decision. Okay, ready?

Would you rather go into a little house in the middle of the woods at nighttime?

Or be trapped in a bright, warm welcoming in for eternity.

Now take a moment to think it over carefully.

Ready? Let's hear some answers.

I would rather go into the house because I could escape.

And what if like I could go 1,0008 million, 7,000 miles per hour?

So basically I would be the safest boy in the world.

Okay, you'd go in the house because you could escape. I'm totally with you.

And then suddenly you have super speed? How did that happen? Well, if you did have it, you'd go in the house because you could escape. I'm totally with you. And then suddenly you have super speed?

How did that happen?

Well, if you did have it, you would be the safest boy ever.

Okay, cool, cool.

Let's hear another one.

I'd like to go in the little house in the middle of the woods for a night

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