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Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo reflect on the early days of the pandemic, mac and cheese pizza, neighbors having loud sex, and more! Then, they call Matteo's grandmother to get her expertise on some famous murders. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content! ~ However you’re feeling, try Headspace at headspace.com/CLOSET and get one month FREE of their entire mindfulness library. It’s time to reclaim your health and arm your immune system with convenient, daily nutrition — especially heading into the flu and cold season! To make it easy, Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit athleticgreens.com/INSIDE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Starbeams come to you.
0:02.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane.
0:03.5	I'm Emma Wilman.
0:04.5	And this is Inside the Closet.
0:06.0	Inside the Closet.
0:10.0	Welcome back to the episode of Inside the Closet.
0:13.0	Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
0:14.0	Hope you guys are well.
0:15.0	Mateo and I are here in New York City recording
0:18.0	at Gotham Podcast Studios.
0:20.0	And I just want to give away some dates
0:22.0	where we'll be performing.
0:23.0	So if you're in Chicago March 25th,
0:26.0	I'll be at the Park West Theater.
0:27.0	We have two shows.
0:29.0	We opened up a second show.
0:30.0	So get tickets at mithaelingcomedy.com.
0:33.0	I will be in Vancouver, April 7th to the 9th.
0:36.0	I will be in basically Detroit,
0:38.0	Royal Oak, Michigan, April 22nd and 23rd.
0:42.0	And I will be at the Columbus Funny Bone, April 24th.
0:46.0	I will be in Rochester, New York, March 3rd through 5th,
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