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Inside the Closet

Remember the Lie

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2022

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo call Matteo's cousin Kelly and aunt Cindy in Chicago to talk about roped off living rooms, how to tell if someone's in the mob, Aunt Cindy's traumatic memories of wearing a cape in middle school, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content! ~ It’s time to reclaim your health and arm your immune system with convenient, daily nutrition — especially heading into the flu and cold season! To make it easy, Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit athleticgreens.com/INSIDE. However you’re feeling, try Headspace at headspace.com/CLOSET and get one month FREE of their entire mindfulness library. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Skirpings come down.

0:01.6

Hey this is Mateo Lane.

0:03.5

I'm Emma Wilman and this is Inside the Closet.

0:06.8

Inside the Closet.

0:07.8

All right welcome back to the episode

0:10.8

Inside the Closet we're calling my cousin Kelly.

0:12.6

She is my aunt Cindy.

0:13.8

Yes we're talking about murder today.

0:16.5

We're the living the theme.

0:17.7

Well we can and we'll ask about murder and Kelly knows

0:20.8

everything though.

0:21.8

Hello.

0:22.8

Kelly.

0:23.8

So a high-end Cindy.

0:24.8

Hi how are you man?

0:26.3

Wait where are you guys?

0:27.7

We're at Kelly's house. We're looking at our new bathroom. Yeah. I'm off for president say the new

0:31.9

What is it? Hey, how you guys doing? What are you guys looking at? Hey?

0:36.3

I wanted to show her my bathroom

0:38.7

Bathrooms. Yeah, so Kelly bought a house and congratulations

0:42.2

And they've added a bat is the bathroom of the basement Kelly. No, it's upstairs

0:46.8

Oh, that's amazing bathroom. Yeah, it's really exciting day over. Oh, that's a mate. No, Kelly. It is exciting

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