I have some amazing news for shadow doge fans out there, which is, check this out.

Brew Dog is fucked.

Yes.

Currently.

The world's most annoying and probably one of the most labor unfriendly beer companies.

Oh, you mean the one that like once sued another company for

the rights to the, uh, the word punk in a business context? The guys who launched equity for

punks, those guys, yeah? Yeah, the ones who made the co-working spaces with the indoor, uh,

like ballpits and slides and stuff, that, that, that punk thing. Yeah, those guys, apparently,

apparently. And I, I assume that this, this happened happened because of our Nova, you're in my behind the scenes maneuvering in the shadows.

We've been scheming.

We've been passing, certainly.

We've been manipulating that the Brew Dog now is basically only accessible in Weather Spoon's pubs.

Where it belongs.

That's fucking right is derogatory.

Yeah, so they've had to close all 10 of their bars that they actually own in Scotland.

I'm sorry for the job losses, but I'm also relieved in the sense of it's like the prison

from Andor, you know, like.

Yeah, so they are, uh, the punk IPA is down 52.3%. So soon, soon, there is going to be only one shadow doge in town, and it's going to be us. I wanted to... That was just a little, a little... A little amuse-boosh. A little amuse-boosh. It's trash future. It's an unusually short-handed trash feature. Yeah, that's right. It is Nova and Riley, who are currently double-dragging it as the

main hosts, joined by repeat guests and Canada expert and a recent dining companion of mine,

Luke, how's it going? It's good. Glad to be with you guys. Nice to see you.

See, people are going to figure out at some point that the booking schedule of this podcast

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