David Lammy, on the other hand, has finally been arrested for his crimes, but not the ones... Thank God. Yeah. He's going to, like, Belmarsh or whatever, but not for anything, you know, about the genocide, but for the far more heinous crime of fishing without a license. It's a very serious thing. I almost got done for that as well. Are they like special cops for that? They're like fisheries, like enforcement guys? There's just like, there's just like snitches.

And so I had like, I went, I went fishing and like, where I used to live, there's like this little, I mean, there's no fish in that because it's like polluted like fucking Thameswater, right? You have to have a license to fish unsuccessfully in this country. But I've got like my rod there.

Some guy like comes up to me and he's just like, literally says, oh, have you got a license? So I was like, what do you mean? Have you got a license? Like, oh, you know you have to have a license? If someone comes up to you and you're like, are you doing the bit from my show? Yeah, that's what you're doing a bit of me. Have you recognised me and you've thought of this as a funny thing to do?

Or am I fucked?

But then he like legit shows me his license and I was like, oh, okay, fair fucks.

I don't... Have you recognised me and you've thought of this as a funny thing to do? Or am I fucked?

But then he like legit shows me his license and I was like, oh, okay, fair fucks. I don't actually have one. And he was like, yeah, don't worry about, well, you know, there's not really any fish here anyway. So then he just sort of tells me that like he's here because, like, it's the only place that he's able to like get away from his wife. and I hear this thing like for like a solid half an hour,

I think at least about how like,

fucking out.

Like him and his wife,

they were like so much in love and then, you know, things drifted away. Jesus. Talk about a captive audience. Like you're not wading away from that conversation. I think it's funny to establish that you are breaking the law and then he's got you and he can talk about his wife for as long as possible. In the same way, but they get like nonces on TikTok and then just like hold them there and like, are you going to run away or are you going to let us do bits at you for like 25 minutes? And they're like, you can do bits at me. okay. I do enjoy those, like, those parts of the video

where, like,

they're waiting for the policeman,

where we're waiting

with the police officer to come.

And, like,

obviously,

like,

police officers take fucking ages to go anywhere. So it's like, okay, what do you do for the next half an hour while you are live streaming your pedo watching thing.

Yeah.

You make of two a minute's silenced.

Yeah, you do have,

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