Thank you. Underwood and Flinch, and Flinch, a novel, written and performed a podcast by Mike Bennett.

Episode 28.

This podcast is intended for an adult audience.

Hello listeners and welcome back to Underwood and Flinch.

Previously on Underwood and Flinch, Underwood explained privately

to David that the Vampiric infection is spread to a victim first by his bite, then by the victim's

ingestion of his blood. Lydia, who is determined to become a vampire at Underwood's hands, is frustrated

by his obliviousness to her attempts to seduce him, but last time, following Underwood's dining on Cynthia and, more importantly, David's

spilling the beans about the vampiric infection being spread in part at least by his saliva, she works out for herself that seducing

a willing underwood isn't the only route to gaining her objective for what he may not be willing to give,

she is more than willing to take.

A daunting prospect perhaps for you and I, but then you and I aren't Lydia. David returned from town with some groceries in a top of the range mobile phone for Underwood shortly before 7 o'clock.

He'd had to go to Ronder to find a place where he could buy a phone.

Evidently the ubiquity of phone shops didn't yet extend to almacina.

The young salesman had tried to illuminate him on the various wonders of

the phone he'd picked out, one that to David looked exactly the same as Lidias, but neither

David's Spanish vocabulary, nor his interest, extended to the topic.

He'd apologetically stated his English nationality, a byword for linguistic hopelessness, and he and the salesman

had shrugged in agreement at the pointlessness of continuing the conversation.

David's own phone was a seven-year-old Nokia. It made and received calls. That was all

he'd ever wanted it to do, and he was blindly indifferent to the new generation of

phones that bristled with additional functions he had no

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