Underwood and Flinch 7: Episode 8
Underwood and Flinch: A Vampire Saga
Mike Bennett
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2026
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Time for... |
| 0:03.0 | Hello listeners and welcome back for another fantastic instalment of Underwood and Flinch. |
| 0:13.4 | I hope this finds you well and in tip-top form and all ready for your monthly listening pleasure from me. |
| 0:20.5 | In this episode, we're back on the plane, |
| 0:23.2 | heading to Henry Valene's Ireland, and Underwood is about to resume the story of his |
| 0:28.5 | adventure in colonial America. But before he does, here's the recap from the original Patreon |
| 0:35.5 | episode to bring you up to speed. |
| 0:40.3 | Last time you may recall, Underwood, Matthias and Maru finally found Martha living in indentured |
| 0:48.2 | servitude at a plantation owned by a family called Pusset, who were just having dinner when Underwood and his friends arrived with guns drawn. |
| 0:58.3 | Martha and Underwood ran into each other's arms, and it was then that Underwood's embrace broke |
| 1:04.4 | the recently healed whiplash scars on Martha's back. Enraged, he turned to the head of the family, and at that point, the eldest |
| 1:13.6 | pusset's son jumped up and stuck his dining knife into Underwood's side. Now, had it been a large |
| 1:20.3 | pointed stake, and had it been rammed into Underwood's heart with a mallet, it might have |
| 1:25.8 | been a cause for concern. But it wasn't, |
| 1:29.4 | and it wasn't. So, all it did was cause Underwood to, in his own words, beat him to death |
| 1:37.5 | with my bare hands. And it's right there, ladies and gentlemen, that we rejoin. |
| 1:48.7 | The Underwood and Flinch Saga, written and performed for podcast by Mike Bennett. |
| 1:57.4 | Season 7, The Devil of Claverton. Episode 8. This podcast is intended for an adult audience. |
| 2:09.2 | Listener discretion is advised. Underwood let the statement hang in the air, and David suspected he was waiting to see how he, and, more probably, Redmond, might react. He glanced the side at her. She was watching Underwood, her face impassive, waiting for him to continue. He looked back at Underwood to find the vampire's eyes awaiting him. |
| 2:35.8 | It sounds a tad excessive, I know, but he was trying to kill me, and if I had been human, |
| 2:41.6 | he most certainly would have. |
| 2:43.7 | David shrugged. |
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