This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. It's Friday, the 18th of December.

So at the end of the program, as we sort of, as we sort of rounded up with Celebrity Big Brother,

with a load of people who've never heard of. And so, you know, they say excitement abounds.

I think actually it's more sort of, oh, really? And so, you know, they've got various people who they've sort of, it's going to come on on the 5th of January at 9pm. And the rumour mill is Lady Colin Campbell could be going, who cares, whizond old bag with no career, goes in there and makes herself look stupid.

Darren Day, who could go in. They say he's lived a colourful life. He's already done a stint on I'm a

celebrity. They say he's telidynamite. You see, this is the clap trap that they give you. He's not

tele dynamite, otherwise you'll be seeing him on the telly all the time. But they say that viewers will love to hate him. I mean, he's definitely not

teladynamite. It's just, he's Darren Day. Known to many is the biggest drag queen to ever not

win. This is William Belly. Means nothing to us. You know, they say, could William,

William, sorry, Willam, uh, could he be following in the steps of Judge Michelle Visage? What? Who's she? Never even heard of her. Lady C. They say she would dramatically quit on a celebrity on medical grounds. What would she do next? Nobody gives a flying four-ex, I'm afraid.

Her son, Dimmer, very aptly named, reassures fans. Fans, you're even more stupid than you sort of make out to be.

Apparently she's fine. She could re-emerge on TV in the new year, as what, I can't imagine. Perhaps she could stand there with a piece of wire-up a leg and work as an aerial. Scott Dissick, apparently, he's split from his long-term girlfriend, Courtney Kardashian. He's reportedly been offered

six, the money they make up on this program is hilarious. 660,000, 20 quid. He's nobody. Nobody's

heard of him. Made in Chelsea Star. This is the vile Spencer Matthews. That's the old, that's the old steroid addiction bloke. Yeah. We knew you were all fake. Don't you? Nasty little piece of work. Of course, when you suddenly realise when he's not on the steroids, he's as boring as anything. It'll be very dull. They say his name's been thrown around, a bit like

his career, I think. Not that I think it's a career. Uh, James Locke, oh, they're saying he could

get 300,000. No chance. No chance. Nobody will be getting any more than 200 grand on this

thing. Seriously, they don't. It's people go in there to try and either

keep a career going or to resurrect a dead career. James Locke, one of the most boring people

on Tower you're ever likely to see. Seriously, I don't know why they bother with him. He's

so dull. It only you get more excitement watching people on a zebra crossing. Bianca Del Rio, it's

another bad drag queen from Rupol's.

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