Undercover Lover (Live)
Petty Crimes
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4.8 • 948 Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
You know what might help introduce your new boyfriend to our mother? A disguise!
Recorded live at The City Winery NYC with special guest Erin Farrington.
Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis
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| 0:00.0 | You go inside to get a glass of wine at an outdoor birthday party, and there's a man in his |
| 0:05.5 | underwear in the basement. |
| 0:07.9 | Honey, I live in West Hollywood. |
| 0:12.2 | Easy to picture. |
| 0:13.7 | I get it. |
| 0:14.5 | I get it. |
| 0:15.1 | Like, Pauline's gag. |
| 0:16.2 | Yeah, she's like, someone's trying to steal my wine in their underwear. |
| 0:21.6 | I was at my friend's place the other day, and he had a sweater from Quince laying out. |
| 0:26.6 | And I said, oh my God, you know about Quince. |
| 0:28.6 | And he looked at me and he had the audacity to say, yeah, I love Quince. |
| 0:31.6 | Do you know them too? |
| 0:33.6 | Oh, honey. |
| 0:34.6 | Petty criminals, if you know me, then you know that I love my wardrobe and that I've worked hard to cultivate it. |
| 0:41.3 | Two things that are imperative for me. Good quality at a good price. Which is why we love Quince here at Petty Crimes. |
| 0:48.4 | Quince makes high quality wardrobe staples using premium fabrics like 100% European linen, 100% silk, and organic cotton |
| 0:56.4 | poplin. Versatile, well-made pieces, yeah, I said it pieces, that make putting a look together |
| 1:02.1 | so minimal. Elevated fabrics, thoughtful design, and a price point that makes sense for all of us |
| 1:07.7 | frugal poodles. And Quince works directly with safe, ethical factories, and cuts out the middle people, which means that you're not paying for brand markup, just the quality clothing. Right now, I'm loving their Mongolian cashmere crue neck sweater that I got just a few sizes too big for that cozy look. And I just got their Turkish-ribbed, quick-dry bath sheet set because I needed to refresh my bathroom towels. |
| 1:28.5 | God, I love my shower. |
| 1:29.6 | Right now, go to quince.com slash petty crimes for free shipping and 365 day returns. |
| 1:34.9 | That's a full year to wear it and love it. |
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