I went on the shittiest date with this guy who nagged me and literally made me cry at a brewery.

Yeah, sometimes when you put the costume on, it really brings up the character.

I was at my friend's place the other day, and he had a sweater from Quince laying out.

And I said, oh my God, you know about Quince. And he looked at me and he had a sweater from quince laying out and I said oh my god you know

about quince and he looked at me and he had the audacity to say yeah i love quince do you know them too

oh honey petty criminals if you know me then you know that i love my wardrobe and that i've worked

hard to cultivate it two things that are imperative for me. Good quality,

at a good price. Which is why we love Quince here at Petty Crimes. Quince makes high quality wardrobe

staples using premium fabrics like 100% European linen, 100% silk, and organic cotton poplin. Versatile,

well-made pieces, yeah, I said it pieces, that make putting a look

together so minimal. Elevated fabrics, thoughtful design, and a price point that makes sense for all of us

frugal poodles. And Quince works directly with safe, ethical factories, and cuts out the middle

people, which means that you're not paying for brand markup, just the quality clothing.

Right now, I'm loving their Mongolian cashmere crue neck sweater that I got just a few sizes too big for that cozy look,

and I just got their Turkish ribbed, quick dry bath sheets set because I needed to refresh my bathroom towels.

God, I love my shower.

Right now, go to quince.com slash petty crimes for free shipping and 365 day returns.

That's a full year to wear it and love it. And you will. Now available in Canada, too.

Don't keep settling for clothes that don't last. Go to Q-U-I-N-Ce.com slash petty crimes for free shipping and 365-day returns.

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Petty criminals, I have to say something.

I think it's pretty wild. How many people vape? And listen, I get it. We're all human. No one is perfect. We all have our own vices. Trust me. I know y'all have heard my journey with Grindr, but my goodness. Now, it's always good to identify habits and then just to think about whether or not they're worth addressing.

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