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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Under The Sea with Tim Dillon & Ti Ti Jerry | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 91

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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0:00.0

What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy K. Ask the Halloween episode, the

0:09.6

Halloween edition. Okay? I want to let you know that on this show, we care about issues

0:18.8

of the day. We take it very seriously. We, this is a Halloween episode, but we want to

0:24.6

make a statement here. And there's been a lot of controversy over the past month or two

0:30.4

about the little mermaid being black. There's been a lot of haters. There's been a lot

0:35.0

of people that have been out there that have said the little mermaid is black and they

0:40.3

don't like that. And my whole thing has always been like, it's a mermaid. Okay? They're

0:44.6

not, it's not real. It's a mermaid. That's why I've decided today to dress up as Ursula

0:49.3

because I felt Ursula from the little mermaid was the character who spoke to me the most.

0:53.2

But, you know, like I feel like I also, that's the one I would, you know, she's kind of

0:57.4

hot. I like Ursula and her octopussy. So I though wanted to make a statement and have

1:08.2

a member of the show come on who doesn't see race, who doesn't see color, who doesn't

1:13.1

see gender and actually is the true little mermaid. The truth, the little mermaid folks

1:19.5

is not black is not white. In fact, the little mermaid is transgender and Puerto Rican.

1:27.2

It's TT Jerry. Jerry. Hello, everyone. That's right. Everyone's away. The little mermaid.

1:37.6

That's what it is, folks. We want deep sea diving and we call ourselves a transgender

1:43.6

mermaid. That's what it is now. Hey, that mermaid got a dick. Oh, I thought it was caught

1:51.5

off by the fish. The fish. The fish. A TT's dick. They got it with a worm. TT, you

1:58.1

look beautiful. Sure, everyone. You're mermaid feet. Oh, my man. That's it. That's

2:06.2

what it is. And guys, by the way, TT told me before the podcast that if anybody wants

2:10.0

pictures of a fee $20, $20, $20, $20, $20. I was thinking we should do an only fan for

2:16.5

TT. There's no reason. Why not? And have a wiki feet. TT, how you doing, babe? What's

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