Whether thou art a ghost that has come from the earth, or a Phantom of night,

or have no honor, or one that lies dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a ghoul,

whatever thou be, until thou art from all the land, thou shalt find here no water to drink,

thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arrow, into a house enter thou not,

through all things break through, thou not. We are protected, though we may be frightened.

Our life you may not steal, though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to Scared to Death, Creeps Peepers, Roberts and Annabelle, I'm Dan.

Hi Dan, I'm Lindsay. Hello Lindsay. Hello, I just want to say right away,

I know I'm wearing a Chicago Cubs t-shirt. Oh yeah, your rivals.

I know, and I just want to call it out right now. It's because it's a really soft vintage t-shirt,

and I just, you know, imagine these pants. One soft shirt, and you're ready to throw away

your Cleveland loyalty. No, I am still all about Cleveland. Cleveland guardians.

The guardians. 100%. I finally got the history behind why it's called that, so I'm excited

that I understand now. But I mean... Oh yeah, when we were in Cleveland recently,

we got to see the little guardians. The guardians, you'd probably seen growing up,

but I hadn't. Well, I didn't even realize they were there, honestly. But really, we're Dodgers

fans. It's true. True. So... But I will say guardians, pretty cool. Those little statues on this

old bridge in Cleveland. Yeah. I was like, oh, okay. Now I get it. I get it. It's not guardians

of the galaxy. I know. I was like, I thought they were going to go back to Cleveland spiders.

They didn't. But it's all fine. But I just want to say this now because so many of our fans,

knowing from Cleveland, I love everything about Cleveland. I know that we lost to them. I'm not a

trader. I'm not. It's just a really soft t-shirt. Okay, God, it's up-dudging me. Looking forward to

...