When there are ghosts that have come from the earth, or a fandom of night that have no heart, or one that lie dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a ghoul, whatever thou be until thou art from all the need.

Thou shalt find here no water to drink, Thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arm, Into a house enter thou not, through all things break through thou not.

We are protected, though we may be frightened. Our life you may not steal, though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to scared to death, creeps, peepers, robbers, and anabels. I'm Dan. Hi, Dan. Hello. I'm Lindsay. I feel like you always like to mess with me on the name. It's always like a pause, like awkward like, is she gonna say her name? Why won't you just say her name?

Because I like to see what you do. True. You know that it makes me immediately anxious. Just say your name. Just say your name so I can say my next thing.

I know. I know. But also I think like, you know who I am. You're here. But it might be a new listener. I know. I know. It just feels weird to be like, hey, I'm Lindsay. Just you.

Do you know me? And we're back. And we're back. Welcome to the show.

Glad to be recording new episodes. Thanks everyone for the awesome feedback from the 100th episode. Now that we're this is the first one we've recorded since that one came out for us. And the feedback was so fun. And yeah, we're glad that people had a good time with the drinking game. And yeah, it was our most downloaded episode. And that feels good.

Minimal complaints about the ice clinking. Right. Yeah, we knew that we're going to be some. Sorry about that. I love when message they were like, well, maybe have a drink without ice. I'm like, do you drink warm vodka? I don't think we can be friends.

But no ice today. No, no ice ice baby. A couple quick announcements. And then we're off. Very cool sacred arrow. Annabelle exclusive tea in the store at BadmagicMarch.com. You can check it out. Annabelle. Thank you for your support.

Yeah, just use your little code from patreon to get in there and get it sweet. Speaking of support, thanks to the Annabelle's and Roberts on patreon for helping us donate $15,000 to the Wildland Firefighter Foundation. And you can go to WF Foundation dot org to learn more about this great cause.

That's so many dollars. Good job guys. Thank you. How many stories do you have? You have two, right? I don't. Well, you have one story today. One massive giant story in Pakistan.

Oh, that's very cool. Very interesting. It is big story day because I have two big stories. Oh, look at you go. First one is set in what is arguably Scotland's most haunted graveyard.

Grave Fryer's Kirk Yard Harry Potter fans may know about this one like diehard fans. I'm laughing because Ben wrote it. Her 23 and me. And it came back with like this preposterous amount of Scottish. She's not talking about being Scottish because it irritates Kyler.

He's like, you're not Scottish. The results are correct. They can't be correct. There's no way that you're that Scott. Like he just loses his ever loving mind about it. So she constantly is like, oh, yeah, I got to go to the home.

Oh, Scott, like just every way that she can bring it up. Everything that's got us with her now. Oh my gosh. She's just going to start eating Scottish eggs. Like, oh, it's so great. It is funny. Like how just the genes express themselves differently. It's like why siblings can look so different. Yeah.

And you know, like if that's like a half Irish half African family, like one kid could look way more Irish than the other kids or one kid could look way more African. And I find the interesting with the 23 and me. I think it just shows how the genes express themselves so differently.

Where yeah, for whatever reason, Monroe had more Scottish kick in.

Oh my gosh.

I think you need to have a scientific conversation with our son because he is convinced now the 23 and me is a farce. It doesn't work. It's not real. He's truly angry. He's like, it's not possible.

He's like, it's Monroe. It's literally not scientifically possible. He's lost his mind. He's gone into conspiracy. I guess so.

I'll have to do some research now. Okay. So anyway, first one set in Scotland's most haunted graveyard, grave frowns, Kirkgard.

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