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Good Morning, Sodomites!

"UNCUT" with EVAN WILLIAMS

Good Morning, Sodomites!

Zach Noe Towers

Comedy

4.9535 Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Evan Williams may just be the funniest, hottest, STRAIGHT MAN that Good Sod Pod has ever seen.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello Tower Bottoms. It's me, your host, Zach Noey Towers, and this is a podcast about sex and so much more.

0:09.0

A little bit about Sa D'Amie. I had a really fun, cute, casual, flirty experience just last night.

0:18.0

So this is a real recent memory that I'm sharing. But I got back from this event

0:24.9

and it was late, but I was a little wired, adrenaline, you know, Celsius, all were playing their

0:30.0

part, checking the apps, TikTok, Instagram, of course, Grindr. And lo and behold, there was a

0:37.4

handsome guy zero feet away. And for those of you

0:40.5

who don't know, and I'm sure you probably do, Grindr, GPS based app, it tells you exactly how far away.

0:48.1

And it's like, okay, this man's under my bed. But he wasn't, he was just very, very, very close.

0:54.7

And I don't know about you guys, but since the app's, like proximity has become a turn-on.

0:59.5

So I start flirting with this guy.

1:01.2

He's, he's house sitting for the weekend.

1:04.4

He's a massage therapist, which, again, is like a divisive thing on Grindr because it's like, well, what does that mean?

1:10.7

Does that mean does that mean

1:11.8

you have trained in the arts and science of massage therapy or does that mean you have a bottle

1:19.7

of olive oil and um strong hands but uh i have been on the hunt for a massage i haven't treated

1:26.4

myself too many massages in my life i'd probably have under 20 and I'm trying to make that more of a thing because they can be quite the experience. But you know, it's a mixed bag on Grindr. So we start talking about that and the conversation kind of turns flirty. And you know, it's it's that hour And it's, you know, a kind of a weekend night.

1:45.4

And we get flirty.

1:47.4

And we find out that they, in fact, are saying in my apartment complex.

1:53.6

And not only that, they are caddy corner to my apartment.

1:56.7

So from my living room window, I can look up and see their balcony.

2:03.0

And this guy is like, I'm about to go out to the balcony and, you know, smoke a little

2:08.6

weed and decompress before I go to bed.

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