"THE BONA LISA" with NICKY PARIS
Good Morning, Sodomites!
Zach Noe Towers
4.9 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
NICKY PARIS is an incredible comedian, former sl*t, and lifelong people pleaser.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Tower Bottoms. It's me, your host, Zach Newee Towers, and this is a podcast about sex and so much more. |
| 0:09.5 | A little bit about Sada Me. Thank you for all the love that kind of poured in after last week's episode. |
| 0:17.2 | It is so nice to be back on this saddle back in the swing of things back in the sling of things |
| 0:27.2 | uh oh he's on a roll um man i really don't have any juicy juicy update about my life but |
| 0:36.2 | i would like to use this brief intro moment to thank |
| 0:41.8 | Mike White, the writer, director, creator, creator of The White Lotus, now in season three on |
| 0:50.2 | HBO Max, for gifting us full frontal male nudity. |
| 0:56.7 | I think there's been like five episodes out. |
| 0:59.0 | I think three of the five have featured a new dong. |
| 1:03.3 | He gave us the base of Patrick, |
| 1:06.0 | our Schwarzenegger's, God, what's his name? |
| 1:10.5 | Arnold Schwarzenegger's son, Patrick Schwarzenegger, the base of his hawk in, I think the first |
| 1:18.3 | episode that just like lit me up. |
| 1:20.9 | And then we got Dad Dick in episode three maybe. |
| 1:25.1 | And then in this most recent episode, we saw a bit of Russian pee-p before like a naked pool party ensues. |
| 1:34.4 | And I just like, I think it's a society we are owed so much full frontal male nudity. |
| 1:42.3 | I mean, I've been seeing girls' tits and bush or, I mean, in some cases, |
| 1:49.2 | full on vagina since I was knee high to a pig's eye. Like, and I've had to strain my vision, |
| 1:59.3 | pause a film, rewind aHS to even catch a glimmer of like Kevin Bacon |
| 2:08.2 | Cock in wild things or or what I'm just saying I've been starved for full frontal male nudity |
| 2:16.1 | and it's such a double standard that girls have had to |
| 2:19.0 | bear their souls and holes to us, subjugate themselves to criticism. All the while, all these |
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