Uncle Si Tells the Best Phil Robertson Stories You've Never Heard

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Uncle Si and the boys dig deep when Hunter's hard-hitting life questionnaire unlocks a vault of Phil Robertson's straight-up mischief behind-the-scenes. Uncle Si sums up the secret to 50 years of marriage bliss in exactly two words. Martin reveals the embarrassing bumper sticker message that sat on the back of his truck longer than he'd care to admit. John-David gets candid about the failure that turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to him. And Godwin rolls in late with news about his baby granddaughter's health scare — and it's good news. Duck Call Room episode #533 is sponsored by: https://myphdweightloss.com — Find out how Godwin is losing weight! Schedule your one-on-one consultation today by visiting the website or calling 864-644-1900 and be sure to mention "Godwin" so they know we sent you! https://helixsleep.com/duck — Get 27% off sitewide and make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you! https://nutrafol.com — Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you use promo code DUCK! https://shopmando.com — Control Body Odor ANYWHERE and get 20% off with promo code DUCK at checkout! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right, welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen.
0:10.0	We're down to man.
0:10.8	Us four are glad.
0:11.9	Never mind.
0:13.5	I need to apologize to everyone listening because Martin just called Godwin, and I did not get my phone out to record the reaction when
0:23.3	Godwin realized he was on the middle of the lake and he was supposed to be here.
0:28.0	Boy, that retired life must be something. He said, hold that thought while I reel this big
0:32.5	crappian. Man, what a life, man. Martin said, Godwin, where are you at? He goes, oh, crap. Yeah, like only Gobbin can say, oh, crap. Oh, boy. Well, I'm on, I'll be there in 35, 35, no chance. They'd be close. Gobin knows where the flat piece of metal behind that accelerator is. He ain't scared to use it. He said, I'm close to the boat ramp, my way. Now, I'm not saying Gobbens going to put his boat on a trailer. He may just go pole that sucker down, leave it right there, and just come. You never know what, Gobble. Oh, man, but Gobble will be here, but we're going to go ahead and get started. Yeah, man what a, what a time. Goblin is not here, but he's got gifts. Yeah, we got to have him here because that gift had an international postage on. Yeah, and it's, it's, I don't know, we'll see what it is. It's got a customs declaration, but I'm assuming it's twin baby girl gifts is what I'm guessing is what it is so oh okay that's
1:28.9	what is it yeah I think it I think it's probably baby blanket yeah I think it's for the
1:33.1	spoiler alert did you feel it huh I think it's for the babies so yeah that's what it is
1:39.6	England just for the girls where where does it say it's from? The UK.
1:45.3	Nobody knows what that means.
1:47.3	Yeah, I don't know.
1:49.1	It's from one of the four countries in the country.
1:50.9	It is from royal mail, not to be confused with.
1:53.8	Oh, the United States Postal Service.
1:55.5	Oh, this ought to be pretty good, then.
1:57.7	And they're apparently woolen.
2:01.0	So there you go.
2:02.2	Very interested. Can't wait for Godwin to get here. And they're from Miss Donna. I don't think we can say last names, but Miss Donna, your package is here and Godwin will open it soon. We had it ready for him, Mr. Yeah, there's no chance he'll be able to read that. Miss Donna from the UK. Yeah, we're going to do a little bit different episode today
2:19.0	where we're just going to be answering some of y'all's questions.
2:21.7	Oh, Hunter's got us dialed up.
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