Uncle Si Fixed His Own Work Injury With a Pocketknife

Duck Call Room

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Society & Culture, Leisure, Comedy

4.9 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Godwin trusts his friend—and dog trainer—Curly to handle a minor “procedure." Watching the chaos inspires Uncle Si to relive one of his most agonizing Duck Commander moments and the pocketknife surgery he performed on himself afterward. Martin is stunned when Si casually reveals he ranked in the top five percent of the Army in his field, and John-David shares a retail insider lesson on the real reason prices always end in .99. Duck Call Room episode #534 is sponsored by: https://tecovas.com/duck — Get 10% off when you sign up for email and texts. https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster! https://trybeef.com/duck — Get 10% off your first TriTails box straight from their ranch to your door. https://timtebow.com/tree-duck/ — Get your copy of If the Tree Could Speak by Tim Tebow on Amazon today! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, it's serious.
0:07.7	Are we ready?
0:08.6	Yeah, let's roll.
0:09.7	All right.
0:10.9	Welcome back to the duck call room.
0:13.4	On today's episode, we're going to start with a little light surgery.
0:16.3	Guy, but let's get them stitches out.
0:18.2	I cannot believe we're doing it.
0:19.4	I walked in and didn't know what was happening.
0:21.3	I'm getting away.
0:22.3	I'm getting a little bit of room just in case.
0:24.0	Guy, we're recording this. Yeah. You need you. We need you to do a play-by-play. I'm giving him a little room just in case it's a squirder. I might have to jump up. I said, what is God with doing? I thought, well, I thought, I had an appointment and I thought I wasn't going to be here.
0:40.4	Oh, here we go. He thought. So Curley, who's been on the show of Curley's top dog, best dog trainer around. He's a nurse. Started off as a nurse because he's tougher than me and actually went through with that whole nursing school thing. I hope we don't get a squirder. That's why I'm not quite anchored in. In case it starts moving, I'm getting out of the way. No. So me and Cy are currently watching Curley remove the stitches out of Godwin's neck. Oh, he feels that one, buddy. A little wince from Godwin sigh would you let curly do this to you
1:12.2	because you let him go out of skin it's like a kitchen bottle anticipation i don't even like
1:19.7	the doctors doctors and nurses well he's a dog trainer yeah if y'all are listening to this you need
1:25.3	go check it out on youtube oh that, that's his skin, Kurtz.
1:28.1	Yeah, YouTube.com slash duck call room, I believe is correct. If you want to watch God. Make a mountain and cut the top of the mountain off. Do not cut the top of the mountain. You got it? There's a half of one. We got half of a statured. Yeah. Yeah, he got half, man.
1:44.0	Where's the other half?
1:45.4	Down there.
1:46.1	Down under?
1:47.2	Down there. Down under? Down under. We're quickly. Down under. Somebody's calling me. Well, don't answer the phone while you're getting stitches out. There's probably the blood bank. He's, okay, he's going to answer it. You a pause? Downer. Oh. I'm not going to answer it you a posse daughter oh oh oh not gonna answer it
2:03.1	curly when was the last time you did this no a few years ago yeah it's been it's been a couple
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