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Duck Call Room

Uncle Si Is FED UP with the Junk They Make These Days

Duck Call Room

Si Robertson & Justin Martin

Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture

55.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Si and the boys have HAD IT with the short lifespans of half the things they buy. Martin shares Jesus with a bot and gears up for opening day of wife season. Si has a wild solution for getting rid of moles on your property. John-David is a sucker for "Shark Tank" products and homemade Bengals hats. Si finally discovers what happened to his beloved dragon jacket. A fan rags on Godwin's goatee, and Si reveals the one kind of facial hair he can't stand. And the boys get deep with a question about whether babies go to heaven when they die. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:32.4

around a six-seater table and the cat taking down the tree. Again! Christmas can be tricky.

0:40.2

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1:02.7

There it is.

1:08.7

Ladies and gentlemen, we've come in with a plan today. That's not true. This is how we

1:14.4

just say what's the plan. We never have a plan. I think some people think this show's

1:19.9

scripted at least a little. I'm here to tell you, we just get here, we talk for about

1:26.3

10 minutes and then we start. Yeah. If y'all can't tell.

1:31.4

I wonder what is the Super Bowl? Sunday. February the 13th. February the 13th?

1:37.2

They don't start it hockey. Okay. Now we ain't worried about hockey. Right now we're

1:41.3

working so super. Here's the question for today. Who's going to win the Super Bowl?

1:46.4

All right, Bengals fans. Joey Barrow. I'm with you. Who's Joey Barrow play for? The

1:52.8

Bengals. Okay. We've already had the who that verse, who day discussion. I like it.

1:58.8

I'm here to get. I'm here to get. I'm here to do that. Okay. Big Joe. Big Joe. I've

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