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Duck Call Room

Phil Robertson Will Kick You Out for One Reason

Duck Call Room

Si Robertson & Justin Martin

Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture

55.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Uncle Si is not impressed when Phil finally addresses why Phillip McMillan was never invited back to the duck blind. Phil takes on cancel culture with his trusty Bible in hand. Si recalls the 125-pound raccoon he saw. Phil drools over Stone's duck fingers. Martin and Phil are excited for homemade mayhaw jelly. Phil is in a war against flying squirrels ... in his living room. And the boys ask fans to pray for their friend, Travis "T-Bone" Turner, who was diagnosed with cancer. Phil Robertson's new book, "Uncanceled," is available now: https://amzn.to/3B6SgDB - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:32.4

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5. Did you ever have any eye surgeries? Yeah, they did both my eyes.

1:10.7

They had a hand on. They had a chin kind of deal, but it really helped. Did you get dead

1:16.2

in for that? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. He said, oh yeah. What a like sticking needles in your

1:22.0

mouth. Yeah. It was like, you should have seen that. They put a ball of gas in my eyeball

1:30.4

and he said lean your head over and when I would it rolled like a basketball. And it looked

1:36.2

like, you know, just something round like that inside your eye. He said, it's going to

1:42.2

look like it's about the size of a quarter. But he said, go down to your house and sit

1:46.6

there on your bed. You favorite chair. You get on to that. He said, and lean your head.

1:52.3

He said, he said, he pushed my head. He said, right. He said, is that moving? I said,

1:56.5

it looked like it was rolling like a basketball. And right there. He said, right there.

2:02.5

He said, keep your head right there for three days and three nights, 72 hours. I said,

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