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Uncle Si Gets Roasted by Tim Hawkins

Duck Call Room

Tread Lively

Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture

55.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Uncle Si welcomes comedian Tim Hawkins to Louisiana with a crash course in culture, gators, local game, and his band’s original songs. Si’s tales of high school glory have Tim cracking up, and John-David and Tim bond instantly over high-end toilet tech as they officially found the Bidet Bros. Martin stuns Tim by revealing his grandma’s unforgettable system for labeling squirrels in the family freezer. The boys and Tim all agree that Buc-ee’s is basically a church. Duck Call Room episode #492 is sponsored by: https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $740 a year when using all the app’s premium features! Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @‌shop.mando and get 20% off + free shipping with promo code DUCK at shopmando.com! #mandopod https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! https://www.factormeals.com/duck50 — Get 50% off right now when you use code duck50! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Imagine a delicious patty nestled between two buns with cheese and ketchup.

0:04.7

It's not a burger.

0:05.6

That patty is actually sausage, which makes this a sandwich.

0:08.6

A breakfast sausage sandwich, the new 199 sausage sandwich from McDonald's.

0:12.8

Made with RSPCA at short pork.

0:15.6

Until 11 a.m.

0:16.6

Price and participation may vary.

0:17.8

Up charges and fees apply to delivery.

0:19.2

Subjects of availability.

0:55.0

You know, I was listening to Un shame last night. This is very different. This is not as deep. No, it is not. No, no. We're going to have a Bible verse at the end. Yeah, we don't know that deep. Could be a dokey. Talk on it. We've got to keep it light. I mean, it was insanely deep. No, no, no, no. Yeah, no, we're not there. We were throwing it down. It was pretty impressive. No, they're very much deep. We very much stay in the shallow end. We are your escape from the real world for 50 minutes. And then we tell you that Jesus loves you at the end. Okay. Sometimes in the middle.

0:58.9

Yeah, we're in for fun and laughter.

0:59.4

Right.

1:00.1

Yeah.

1:00.9

Gotcha.

1:04.0

Don't go deep because the end it gets serious and then it gets... Well, I think we seem like we're four guys that kind of, you're at the party or the get together.

1:09.5

Like, this is getting a little bit you know dry yeah

1:13.3

and then we get yelled at for everything's a joke yeah yeah we did we get we got that yeah and then

1:19.5

we also end up everybody looks for us but we've all left without telling anybody goodbye yeah

1:24.1

that's kind of the way we do thing yeah we don't hang around hang around. Yeah. Are you guys at a party? Are you, like, just watching folks and, like, or are you the center of attention? No, I'm the observer. Yeah. I sit back and then find out who looks like I may want to talk to, but more importantly, I look and try to figure out who I want to avoid.

1:46.0

A good part of me is just that there's a bowl of M&Ms.

1:49.1

Oh,

1:49.3

praise God, what kind?

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