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Duck Call Room

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Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture

5 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Uncle Si falls hook, line, and sinker for a fake news story about a man escaping police on a giraffe, then somehow ends up online shopping for one. Martin discovers a museum that has Si dreaming of silk quilts. John-David and Hunter lose it over an animal name that sounds just naughty enough to send them straight back into middle-school humor. Godwin tries to remember the last time he wore pants, and the boys float the idea of naming a bridge after Uncle Si in West Monroe. Duck Call Room episode #491 is sponsored by: For 20% off your order, head to https://Reliefband.com and use code DUCK. https://puretalk.com/duck — Make the switch today & save an extra 50% off your first month! https://tecovas.com/duck — Get 10% off when you sign up for email and texts. https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	How to ride a giraffe.
0:12.0	Gang, have we started?
0:15.0	I don't think so.
0:15.8	We are now.
0:16.5	Welcome back to the duck call room.
0:18.1	Police on a giraffe.
0:20.3	Hey, what?
0:56.7	I love when Si reads my computer. So I was just going through some emails before we got started. A lot of people telling us about. Well, we can start there. Starting the emails. Taking lizards and goats and stuff. And somebody took a chicken to the vet. Take it to KFC. Anyway. Why would you do that to the chicken? At least take it to Papa's. Let it die with dignity. Well, they're rudeer there. Anyways. I bet riding a giraffe would be fun. Okay. Okay. This email. Daniel doesn't say where he's from. I wouldn't either. He's gone over. I don't know where Daniel's from he said he know he came across this
0:59.7	Australian man flees police on a giraffe
1:03.5	Hey guys this is Hunter
1:05.5	Just wanted to pause here for a second for a quick
1:08.5	Editor's note to tell you the following story that they're
1:11.5	about to tell is not real. It's it's fake. It's so fake. Someone emailed in a story and it's just
1:18.6	not real. But I thought that the reaction to the story was so funny. I didn't want to cut any of it
1:23.2	for you guys. Just wanted to note it's it's not real. No one wrote a giraffe to escape the police.
1:30.1	In Australia,
1:32.2	police couldn't believe their eyes when a man who galloped down a side road riding a giraffe
1:38.2	and they chased him for 30.
1:41.2	Drafts are fast.
1:43.4	They explained he raised a giraffe for six years and was trying to move them to a larger
1:47.6	property.
1:49.5	How do you just,
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