The calls today, man, they are rough.

Society in general seems to have reached new levels of low.

It's not everyone, obviously.

But just that we have so many people doing stuff like this,

even one person really.

It's just beyond horrible.

I wish that some people would understand that some things just aren't right.

The calls today, some are better quality than others.

I'll have to edit some for both time as well as sound quality.

But I promise you'll get what's going on.

A bit of warning.

The last few episodes were bad,

but they don't compare to these.

Actually, these calls are bad,

but they're not bad like you think.

They're actually incredible in the way that it's nearly hilarious on the content of these calls.

I actually thought we all needed a bit of a break from some of the previous episodes because they were pretty hard to deal with.

So I thought we could use a bit of a comedic break for this week.

So these calls, they are funny, but they're also disturbing.

In fact, they would call 911 for things like this.

Some people don't believe the stories that sometimes I tell.

While I'm at work, between calls, especially if it's slower, we'll exchange stories or tell jokes or whatever.

...