Umbrellas

The Complete Guide to Everything

Tim Daniels and Tom Reynolds

Tim Daniels, Facts, Comedy, Knowledge, Tv & Film, Funny, Humor, Learning, Tom Reynolds, Society & Culture

4.5 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Stop being a Victorian fuddy-duddy and open up that umbrella inside, baby! This week we’re disrupting everything you thought you knew about umbrellas. Also, a look at the patent process and Tom gets an app for Dumbasses personally recommended to him.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to The Complete Guide to Everything, a podcast about everything.
0:11.2	I'm one of your host, Tom.
0:12.5	And I'm Christine.
0:13.6	Christine, how are you doing this week?
0:15.1	You know, I'm thriving or trying to be.
0:17.1	Is that what you said last week?
0:18.6	I think last time I said that I was filled with rage.
0:22.9	I have to come up with new catchphrases every week.
0:25.5	I'm having a cow, man.
0:27.3	They have to be.
0:28.4	That's a good one.
0:29.5	It's very original.
0:30.9	I'm having a cow man, Bart Simpson's famous catchphrase.
0:36.1	They need to be good. Original? Put them on shirts. Oh, yeah. They need to be good.
0:38.4	Original.
0:38.8	Put them on shirts.
0:40.0	Oh, yeah.
0:40.7	Yeah, we got to do merch.
0:41.4	New shirts every week.
0:42.4	Ask me again.
0:44.2	How are you doing this week?
0:45.8	I'm rocking the vibe, buddy.
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