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This is the Friends Fistry Debating Society, I'm John Bachelor.

I welcome Professor H. J. Mackender, generous to comment on six capitals.

There is a surprise capitol for number six this week, but we begin in Moscow.

The news of the week was peculiar for an autocracy.

The Warlord Pagosian, head of Vognakrupe,

speaking out against the Warlord Shoiko, the defense minister.

The Warlord Gerasimov, the chief of staff,

and on the sidelines the Warlord Kandirov, a Chechen,

saying that he will lead Chechens to fill the gap

in the line in Donbass, made by Pagosian, deciding to withdraw the Vognakrupe,

after its claim success in Bakmu.

Vladimir Putin watching these turmoil remarks,

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