UK Man Arrested For Masturbating Over Captured Seagull, While Watching Porn | 4.26.23

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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On today’s show…RIP Harry Belafonte, Joe Biden running for President again, Elon Musk’s burner, UK man arrested for lewd act with seagull, Lions escape Chinese circus, Haitian burn criminals alive in the streets, a Florida Man slices up an Uber eats driver, Crazy Town gets in brawl & more!! ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:04:38) Harry Belafonte, singer, actor and tireless activist, dies at 96 (00:06:25) Joe Biden announces 2024 reelection bid: ‘Let’s finish this job’ (00:11:59) New Jersey Little League is forcing argumentative parents to be umpires (00:16:27) Elon Musk accidentally leaked his creep burner account (00:21:10) Japanese company loses contact with spacecraft after attempting to land on the moon 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:27:24) UK man arrested for masturbating over captured seagull while watching porn What The Hell China!? 🇨🇳 (00:35:27) Lions escape from circus enclosure during a show in China, sparking stampede Which Ones Worse? (00:043:34) Crazy Town members beat each other up in bloody fight after disastrous gig (00:51:59) 'Demonic' Florida man murders, dismembers Uber Eats driver for 'no reason' (00:55:10) Mob kills 13 suspected Haiti gangsters with gas-soaked tires (01:01:40) 100 motorcycles bring traffic in San Francisco to a stop (01:05:10) The Wheel, how to help Wes, and how to help us reach 100k on Instagram Brought to you by our sponsor…. Better Help - Hard Factor is sponsored by BetterHelp and this episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ HARDFACTOR and get on your way to being your best self. Follow/Like/Subscribe/Repeat @HardFactorNews on ALL Social Media Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:56.8	Good morning and welcome to
1:26.7	Episode 11 96 of Hard Factor it is Wednesday April 26th 2023 thank you for cheating on the news with us today
1:36.5	Pat's got Elon's burner whoa and more in the cup of coffee in the big time hot cup hot full cup coming at you
1:44.9	We're gonna be talking
1:46.9	The future of our country which isn't looking great but some fun stuff like master Bayesian
1:54.4	Little league and perhaps the most well the saddest video that you're gonna have the most fun watching
2:03.8	Okay, and listening to for your listeners at home. Yeah, I can't wait I can't wait also I can't wait to discuss you on
2:11.7	He seems like a burner guy that seems
2:13.7	Yeah, that checks out that checks out yeah, a little weird all right. I can't wait I can't wait for the details
2:20.4	West has a what the hell China on deck
2:25.0	Yeah, it involves a couple lions and some Chinese people so
2:28.6	So I'm gonna tell you yeah, that those two don't mix very well
2:33.6	Lines in the Chinese lines and people lines and humans lines of humans, but especially small humans
2:40.3	I was watching the news story the other day about sedan and all that's fucked up about it and they were like
2:45.4	Sucked up humans
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