The best job in the Galactic Federation, thank you for asking, is Santa Claus.

That dude got the sweetest gig. He gets to work one night a year, the other 365, how many days is it? Four? Three

360 foot? You guys do time so weird. He's just smoking weed and playing his

Nintendo Switch with a bunch of cool ass elves

Getting letters from cute-ass kids

Written in crayon and shit you want to know my letters listen to this I a letter from Nadine in Michigan

wants to know once to know if the synchronistic 11 date stamp on the restraining order her twin flame got against her is a sign

that they're going to enter into union. This episode's about love. the Oh, And Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, ohadein, it does not mean that you guys are going to end up in union.

You are going to end up in union with the justice system.

Leave this poor person alone.

Anyway, blah, blah, blah. My name is Jessa. I am an 8-dimensional

Galactic Ambassador to the third dimension. I am using a comedian's avatar to

communicate these things to you. It's obviously a joke. The Twin Flame

Ascension template, huge mistake, huge mistake, please know we regret it.

We regret doing it.

Twin Flame is a person who is carrying a spark of you. Picture it like your

higher self playing multiple avatars. The Twin Flame is one of your higher selves other avatars.

Were they born and will die one of your other avatars?

Who cares?

It's a very complicated system, too much to explain right now, but the thing that you fall in love with in the twin flame connection and yes that connection is real and no nobody understands it unless they've been through it

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