How's this for a new intro? Hello, my name is Jessa. Welcome to AOD. This podcast belongs to a high-ranking officer in the Galactic Federation.

I am one of the official ambassadors to the third

dimension and that sounds very fancy here. I love to say it on Earth because it's the

only place that anyone gives the shit.

It sounds fancy here because you guys love hierarchies.

You love this idea of hierarchies.

This is actually embarrassing where I come from.

If I said this shit on Sirius serious it would be the equivalent of

saying that I am a high-ranking official ambassador to the movie theater parking lot.

I have had bestowed upon me the high honor of

escorting trash to the garbage can at the movie theater. This sounds like I'm

calling you guys trash. All right this one needs a little bit of work. We'll just take this part out. Oh, Oh, Oh, So, Oh, So, Now, So, Oh, So, Hello. Welcome to the Great Conjunction. Today, if you're listening to this live is December 21st

The great conjunction. We are calling this the launch party to the age of Aquarius. We have been launching the

fucking age of Aquarius for 60 years. Please for the love of God, let you be the ones that actually pull this off.

I can't sit to another one of these goddamn parties every fucking 10 years.

This is it, this is the one, we're going to launch it now and then everybody goes the fuck back to sleep and then I'm here for another goddamn decade and then we go, oh I'm going to launch it again. We'll cut that part out.

For those of you that don't know much about astrology, same here. The great conjunction is Saturn that is an Aquarius, basically

humping Jupiter that is also an aquarius that's kind of what it looks like little doggy style they make one thing that looks like when your eggs have two yolks in it This marks the beginning of this planet getting pummeled with

aquarium energy. Last year we were getting pummeled with capricorn energy. This is going to be

weirder and definitely more interesting, but probably a little less painful.

Anything can happen in Aquarian energy. Anything can happen. In addition to this conjunction from here, these two planets

hang out in Aquarius for a little bit. They join other planets that I'm not

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