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Petty Crimes
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4.8 • 948 Ratings
🗓️ 2 June 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Was this concert ticket free, or will my husband have to be our private chauffeur as payment?
Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis
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| 0:00.0 | I would rather pay 67 cents more than to have to Venmo you with a decimal point. |
| 0:07.1 | Crazy ass bitch. |
| 0:15.3 | It's summertime, y'all. |
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| 1:23.3 | Finding the right therapist who is in network is like a mental roadblock in and of itself. |
| 1:29.1 | It is the most like Sisyphian task of like, oh, this person's good. |
| 1:33.4 | Oh, but they have no slots. |
| 1:34.9 | Oh, this person is a network. |
| 1:36.6 | Oh, actually somehow, no, they're not. |
| 1:39.1 | Finding providers in network is hard. |
| 1:41.7 | And therapy is important, which is where Rula comes in. They help you connect |
| 1:46.0 | with great quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you. Rula patients typically |
| 1:52.9 | pay $15 per session when using their insurance, and they do this by doing things differently. |
| 1:57.7 | They partner with over 100 insurance plans. It's real therapy from |
| 2:02.3 | licensed professionals at a price that actually makes sense. You should be using your insurance on therapy, |
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