Forbidden Roommate
Petty Crimes
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4.8 • 948 Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Do you need permission from your ex to live with your ex's ex-roommate?
Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis
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| 0:00.0 | My ex-girlfriend Jess is in the bathtub. |
| 0:02.2 | My ex-girlfriend Jess is in the kitchen. |
| 0:04.1 | He's living with my ex-girlfriend. |
| 0:05.9 | I wonder what she's doing. |
| 0:08.0 | That was long. |
| 0:12.7 | Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates why Griff has a protein pancake slice in his mouth while recording. |
| 0:28.7 | Grit, we can wait for you to be done chewing and then start. |
| 0:32.2 | You know what, Kira, this is, I'm going to ask you what the theme of today's crime is while I swallow this piece and get collected, because Griffey slept in as you, accidentally slept in as I told you. |
| 0:42.9 | Yes. |
| 0:43.3 | The theme of today's crime is the rules when it comes to X's. |
| 0:48.7 | Oh, interesting. |
| 0:50.9 | I'll be a student to this crime. |
| 0:53.3 | Yes. |
| 0:53.9 | And if I were to put it in a word, I'd say, boundaries. |
| 0:57.5 | Wow. Okay. That's tantalizing. |
| 1:00.9 | I really, really like this one. Riley prepared it, of course, bailiff Riley. |
| 1:06.3 | And Griff, if you'd like, I can get right to it. |
| 1:09.9 | We could do that. Yeah, let's, yeah, let's do that. |
| 1:15.4 | He hates it. He hates it. Quick. Start reading before he stops me. |
| 1:19.7 | No, I don't mind it all. Let's get right to the crime. I think some of our petty criminals would appreciate that. Let me just take a sip of water quickly. |
| 1:27.8 | All right. I'm ready. Let's talk about exes. |
| 1:31.5 | Hello, Kira and Griff. I'm a big fan of the pod. I've been wanting to submit this story for a long time and I think enough time has finally passed. This one involves both a petty crime and a real crime. I will say the real |
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