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Well, you had another Uber driver that was telling you about science, right?

Yeah, it was talking about deja vu's from two weeks back to back. Another Uber driver taking me to the airport,

where random gentleman that just starts laying all the science of what's happening in our world on me. He what I know. He goes, he goes, that vaccine dude, huh?

And I'm like, yeah, I got the first shot. He goes, dude, don't do. Don't let him do that to you, man. Don't do it. I already did it. He's like, oh, fuck it out. No, dude. You can't.

He goes, he looks, he looks, he looks, he keeps looking to rear view. He goes, dude, I'll tell you. It's whole things bullshit. Like you know that, right? You know that. You know that, right?

Let's first so we can get to all the funny of it. Let's just take the danger. Anyone I've said I've taken the vaccine or, you know, are you going to get the vaccine? Who goes, no, I'm not getting it. I don't go.

Dude, you're, I don't give him the whole speech because I'm like, don't, it's fine. Don't. But to tell somebody else like, I know better than you. I'm clear. I'm driving an Uber at four in the morning. So clearly I know better than you.

And the science is in, dude. The vaccine's bullshit. You want to know why I'm driving an Uber at 4 a.m. Because nine to five. I'm working in a research lab.

I'm one of the top forensic. I'm one of the top viral scientists in Texas. But I got two kids in college. So you know how that is. I've been studying infectious diseases since you were on comic view Jason Ogrison. I took this ride for the purpose. You shouldn't take that second vaccine. I hear from the future.

I don't think it was a good thing. Oh, thank you, Professor Uber driver. It was just insane. They get into the, they wanted to talk about like such like like a partisan shit. Like they really want to like, it's like, you're driving me for five minutes to the airport. That gig, the same time you'll get it's five minutes from the airport.

Five minutes, he couldn't wait not to tell me about just his feelings on this. He's a whole pan that it's been here for years. Doesn't mean shit.

Who I mean was it a vaccine in a year all of a sudden there's three different companies that got vaccines. Okay. I got a guy. I think I told this before. But the worst Uber driver I've ever had in my life was in Miami when I worked this like that. You did the club too. It was like a weekend at a sports bar. It was like a club for like two years and then it disappeared.

Oh, let's let me think of it. I want to say it because yeah, it was you know what I'm talking about. It was in a strip mall. Yes. Yes. You stayed in the hotel in the strip mall basically. Yes. And it had the fucking. Yeah, it was all Cuban audience. Yeah. It was.

But my Uber driver on the airport tried telling me that he was almost in forest gump because they were filming the bus scene while him and his brother were going to school and they're like, oh, this is weird. And you're like, that's not how production works.

Buddy, they don't actually just get on a kid's school bus. But he was telling me this in a way where you're like, hey, do you think I believe you any of this.

But do you think that I'm like, oh, you were almost in forest gump because they're filming it. It's a child's lie. I know, but even if doing it's like great.

Like, oh, the bus kept going back and forth a lot. We're like, we don't even know what's going on. It's like you didn't notice the cameras and the boom mic in the lighting on your bus.

I did it come out as much as like just you know, I was almost in forest gump. You made me sit up in front with him, which was weird as fuck. This was like 2014.

2014. I was new to Uber. Dan, you didn't. You did not. He did not make you. I know. I told him. I folded. I folded and I fucking suck. I mean, that is.

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