It's Dan Soder and Big J. Ocarsten welcome to the bonfire podcast. We'll have new episodes every morning Tuesday through Friday

If you want more bonfire you can always hear our full show every day on serious XM

You can go to serious xm.com slash bonfire for a special three month offer

The bonfire!

Jacob you've received an article someone found an article in the bonfire universe

What name names? What name names?

But they sent it to Jacob and Jacob got fired up.

Jacob you got this article and it's a vice article entitled what's the title it's something it's just really mean in the title towards short.

It's very condescending short men talk about the big challenges of dating.

You want some pussy little man little man you'd like to have sex before the last article BS article that was written by it was written by a dude.

That we read here who didn't give a flying fuck about the plate of a short guy dating the woman writing it.

We established on the first article that it was definitely a tall man that wrote that article and you're saying this is a woman that has zero interest in dating short men.

Jacob I think we've discussed this before too but like Christine says that height is very much her thing but she's hooked up with very very short guys before.

But I don't know does that mean like you wouldn't have dated them seriously you think ever because of their height.

I would have dated them seriously and it's so funny because we'll get to the point of the article and I've totally think that it's fucking true and Jacob so mad at it.

It's funny the way Christine immediately did that where you're like you looked up like short guys and she's like yeah and I would have loved them and married them.

It just didn't work out. It's the same way that white people when you're like you're not racist and they're like no no I don't I've never been racist.

It's like yeah I feel like you're lying. I feel like there's a little every woman ever when you talk to them.

There's rarely a woman that's like fuck off shorty like they're never right in your face. They're more like I would.

I just have never met a guy that really you know where it works. It's like to say I'm sure I had me puppy jogging him for like two years at coming in magic clubs.

So like I've totally like had crushes and like been into short men. My boyfriends happen to be tall but it's like because he didn't ask me out like that guy didn't ask me to be his girlfriend.

Well, I'll tell that article is nothing but short puns. It's such bad writing and I guess this is supposed to be a reputable well well.

...