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Tyrus & The Wise Men

Tyrus & Timpf: Bad Neighbors

Tyrus & The Wise Men

FOX News Podcasts

News, Comedy, News Commentary, Society & Culture

41.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2024

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

On this encore episode, Kat warns why you shouldn’t take medical advice from the internet. Tyrus informs listeners why he would be disappointed if he found this in his couch cushions. Kat and Tyrus share why they wouldn’t shame their neighbors for doing this one thing. Hot Take: Kat explains why you, in fact, cannot be anything you want to be when you grow up. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

People say us cats have it easy, but it's not all sunshine and catnip. I mean, someone's got to maintain unbroken eye contact while you're in the bath.

0:15.8

So after a long hard day my human better bring me a delicious bowl of whiskers. I'm talking to you Kevin. It's

0:21.1

almost per o'clock. Don't let me down. Whiskers per moor.

0:30.0

What it is? Welcome to another exciting adventure of Tyrous and Timf. I'm of course Tyrous, my co-captain the Timth.

0:40.4

Yes, yes I am. I'm good. I had a little issue with my eye yesterday. So I was out of the office.

0:50.0

Let me just tell everyone out there.

0:55.0

You probably already know this.

0:57.0

But if you're ever thinking of not knowing this,

1:01.0

let me remind you do not take medical advice from

1:07.7

Reddit and or YouTube yeah and 10,000 percent support that.

1:15.0

And I'm actually kind of shocked you would because I kind of feel like you have spent so much time dealing with various weird strange tropical

1:26.1

sicknesses your whole life that you are literally a doctor or at the very least at the very least a mid nurse yeah it comes to when it comes to

1:38.0

when it comes to sicknesses yeah so I have you just can't get a Yeah, I have blepharitis which is gross like your eyes get like red your eyes.

1:46.6

It's basically like rosacea on your eyelids and it's like a chronic skin condition goes away, comes back and I was getting so frustrated with how it kept coming back as soon as I saw eye drops and so like I saw on Reddit and YouTube that you can put this New Zealand honey on your eyes and then that will make it go away if you put it on every night so I put it on

2:04.7

one day and actually look like it was better I put it on on Tuesday night I woke

2:09.2

up and my eyes especially the right one, they were red, they were itchy, they were disgusting, and the right

2:17.8

eye lid was like huge. It was a huge puff, like giant, like, cam.

2:24.8

So you were allergic to the honey?

2:26.5

It was allergic to the honey.

2:29.4

Damn it, man.

2:30.6

How did you survive COVID?

2:32.3

I don't know. I this whole pandemic? I have no idea.

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