Types of Pants (w/ Zach Harper)
All Fantasy Everything
Headgum
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2025
⏱️ 99 minutes
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We wear 'em, we love 'em, we draft 'em.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:05.2 | The new McChrispy Strip is here. |
| 0:07.6 | Dip approved by ketchup, tangy barbecue, honey mustard, honey mustard, |
| 0:10.9 | Sprite, McFlurry, Big MacSauce, double-dipped in Buffalo and Ranch, |
| 0:14.3 | more ranch, and creamy chili McChispy strip dip. |
| 0:17.7 | Now at McDonald's. |
| 0:19.3 | Bada-Bu-Bu-Bp-p-p-p-bo. |
| 0:22.3 | Auto-tune this. |
| 0:23.0 | I'll sell him. |
| 0:28.3 | Dancing on the dance floor in my linen pants, girl. |
| 0:33.0 | I know you can feel my boner. |
| 0:35.9 | Okay, Isaac, I know what he just said. |
| 0:40.2 | It is the funniest thing to do if you don't do this. |
| 0:52.1 | Welcome to another brand new episode of yellow sunglasses, yellow thing. |
| 0:54.8 | I'm your host, Yellow Sunglasses, Carmel. |
| 0:57.2 | Yellow Sondlasses Yellow Thing? Is that what you said? Yeah. |
| 1:00.8 | We're doing a sunglasses thing. We're all wearing sunglasses. |
| 1:08.2 | David's got the Oakley Invisible. He does. I pantomimed. You don't know about the Oakley invisibles? Hart used to slaying him for days. When Harper was working. |
| 1:11.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:12.5 | What's the most expensive pair of Oakley's? |
| 1:15.1 | I mean, the ones with the... |
| 1:17.3 | The speakers were like $4.95. |
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