The Best Things We Can't Afford (w/ Rob Haze)
All Fantasy Everything
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🗓️ 22 May 2025
⏱️ 119 minutes
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The boys are BACK IN THE BUILDING to draft all of the luxuries of life that they'd indulge in, if only they could.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgum podcast. |
| 0:06.4 | McChrispy strips are now at McDonald's, tender, juicy, and its own sauce. |
| 0:11.5 | Would you look at that? |
| 0:12.6 | Well, you can't see it, but trust me, it looks delicious. |
| 0:16.7 | New mid-crispy strips, now at McDonald's. |
| 0:20.0 | Bada-da-b-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B. |
| 0:43.7 | Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything. |
| 0:49.3 | The podcast that fantasy drafts anything and everything from the world of popular culture. |
| 0:57.1 | On today's episode, we are drafting really nice things we can't afford. What the phrasing cool things I thought it was uh yeah yeah expensive things we can't afford expensive things we can't afford |
| 1:04.2 | like we said the best things we can't afford the best things we can't afford our guest today is |
| 1:08.8 | the stand-up comedian the writer the, the podcaster, Rob Hayes. |
| 1:12.4 | I'm your host, Ian Carmel, and with me, as always, are comedians, Sean Jordan and David Bore. |
| 1:19.0 | I'm not, I feel like I'm not looking right. |
| 1:21.9 | I'm looking at you. |
| 1:22.9 | At the right place. |
| 1:23.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:24.3 | We're doing a video podcast for the first. |
| 1:26.3 | I guess we're doing a video podcast for the first. Well, I guess we're doing a video podcast. |
| 1:30.2 | We're guessing Denver we did one. Yeah. Yeah. And we've done them. I mean, we used to do them. |
| 1:35.1 | Well, no, but we used to do them all the time I just assumed you had to pay like a million on Patreon and get the Zoom. |
| 1:48.3 | That's the cool. |
| 1:51.8 | That's us. That's us here now. |
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