going live right now we're live forest galante yeah we're on we're on are you sure we're

on i'm positive i'm positive because i don't see anything on the other page it takes a fucking

second dude things are not instantaneous all right shut up peter we're live this is important this is

real stuff here wild times look. Look, ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to the Wild Times podcast. In case you're a first time Brosner, you would not know the fact

that Patrick Deluca, the producer, is a hundred percent of the time late. And once again,

tonight, even though we had a live scheduled for the last

week, he is late. So here we are, myself, the broologist, Mr. Forrest Galante, joined with me the lovely

top-knotted Mr. Retep, the, the brofessor. What a handsome, handsome man he is.

Thank you.

And you know what?

What's that?

Peter.

What?

Because Patrick isn't here, because he's late, shocker.

I'm thinking we bring it.

Oh, there he is.

There's the fucking guy.

In the nick of time.

We were about to replace you with Will. Not kidding. I mean, fuck. Oh, God. He's on the, he's on the computer mic. You can hear it. Everybody, make fun of him. He doesn't even have a legit mic. Real profession. He looks good, though. And he's in a new space. That's important.

The problem is I moved this weekend, and I fucking can't find my mics anywhere.

You are the most unprepared producer I have ever met, and I've met several.

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