And we are back. It is the wild times big episode 30. This is big stuff, guys.

Oh, yeah. Can you believe we've been doing this for 30 straight weeks? That means we have no lives. This is what we do with our weeks now.

The whole week, I spend the whole week preparing for this.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Is that, it's that why it's so hard to get a hold of you?

Because you're still furiously preparing and then you have nothing, like nothing to show for it.

Where's all the preparation work going?

He's deep in research.

He's coming up with jokes and puns.

But let's not talk about that.

Let's introduce the cast. If you're tuning in for the first time at episode 30, you're a fucking idiot.

Like you've missed 29 incredible shows.

It's time to just start over.

Go back to episode one, catch up.

You could probably do it in a week if you really set your mind to it.

I mean, what else do you have going on?

It's the holidays.

What are you going to hang out with your family?

No. you have going on it's the holidays you know what are you going to hang out with your family yes um no no so uh i am your host for scolante um joined by our two lovely co-host the broducer and the brofessor

mr patrick and mr peter what's up guys hey hey well what's up i mean look at peter's head

yeah let's get into that what are you guys talking about yeah that's um what so here's what i said right Hey, hey. Well, what's up? I mean, look at Peter's head. Yeah.

Let's get into that for a moment.

Yeah, that's, um, what?

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