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Larry Miller Show

Two Wrongs Possibly Make A Right

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2012

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Sanctimonious loudmouths and hamper slackers alike receive Larry's high dudgeon this week. Yes, we get another acrimonious (but not sanctimonious) Hamper Update and a bonus joke of the week -- all at no extra charge!Will Larry read the stage direction in the Shari's Berries ad copy again? Will he slice his face to ribbons again? Smart money is on "Oh, mmmmmaybe."How is safety razor shaving related to the movie Network? How is the Hamper Update related the movie Patton? Tune in to our longest and therefore bestest episode ever where the answer to all of these mysteries will be revealed. All questions will be answered. All fears will be allayed. Over and out from stately Miller manor.Quote of the week: "With what, a bowie knife?"

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

0:07.0

Hey, this is Adam and Matt, and here's what's coming up on this week's car cast.

0:16.0

For good.

0:18.0

These guys are 10 feet away from me, they're going under 30 miles an hour.

0:22.0

So at this point I climb

0:24.4

out of the car and then I get of course admonished by the track guy like hey man you

0:28.3

should have got out of the car like well you should have waved a flag that got these guys to slow down that's

0:33.9

right at this point yeah we've been black flag well we told them was like

0:37.0

let's black flag course and and we'll push the car out of the way

0:40.7

listen for free through iTunes the free Adam Corolla app,

0:45.0

or visit Ace Carcast.

0:47.0

com.

0:50.0

From level five city in Glendale, it's this week with Larry Miller. Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who likes free gifts. Hi folks, welcome back to this week with Larry Miller I'm Larry Miller but in a way

1:26.4

aren't we all and as always aren't they terrific that of course is the William

1:30.7

Glasscock Orchestra and the Genevieve Guild's dancers featuring boy

1:36.0

tenor Grant Young asking the musical question if two wrongs don't make a right

1:41.3

how come three lefts do very thought-provoking and let me

1:48.0

just go back a second just a quick step back and say that's right you heard right we're all correct that was

1:55.8

the William Glasscock Orchestra and that his real name he sent a terrific gift

2:02.0

that it was his own idea for an initiation on the Larry Miller

2:07.7

Drinking Society it's a terrific gift but it's worth noting it's worthy of some remark that somewhere in England in the 14th century,

2:21.4

the name Glasscock started, and I'm guessing it's English and then it came down

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