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Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2012

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Larry hopes you screwed up Valentine's Day. Hear why he thinks it's a good idea to flub this holiday or at least phone it in. See you at the all-night jewelry store!On what seems to be a related matter but is not, Larry once again professes his love of being wrong. Then we hear about a drinker he met on a plane that put him to shame. This, plus a joke, two updates and about 14 topics we never got to on this week's This Week With Larry Miller!Quote of the week: "Get a load of you. Get a load of you."

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.
0:07.0	Hey, this is Adam and Matt, and here's what's coming up on this week's car cast.
0:17.0	And especially this year getting two cars ready, it was beyond terrible, you know, and then it's the interior's last thing.
0:24.0	This is why the terrorists hate us by the way.
0:29.0	You're figuring out how a way to widen a 65 fast-back Mustang we're describing is beyond terrible.
0:35.0	And two million square feet of Vegas with a bunch of chicks and
0:39.0	Takati bikinis walking around.
0:41.0	Other people can't find, are digging wells trying to find some drinkable water.
0:46.0	It's beyond here.
0:47.0	I'm going to trailer it all the way out from Wisconsin.
0:49.5	It was horrific.
0:51.8	Listen for free through iTunes, the free Adam Corolla app, or visit Ace Carcast.com.
0:58.0	From Level 5 City in Glendale.
1:04.0	It's this week with Larry Miller. Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who likes reading to their kids.
1:27.0	Hi folks, welcome back to this week with Larry Miller I'm Larry Miller but in a way
1:35.6	aren't we all and aren't they good as always of course that's the Jason Howard
1:40.0	Orchestra and the Laura Golder Kenny Dancers featuring Glenn Pierry asking the musical question
1:47.2	If I melt enough dry eyes can I go swimming and not get wet?
1:52.0	Yes Glenn you can. Yes, Victoria, there is a Santa Claus. And by Amazon, Amazon.
2:02.2	As you know, anything in the world you ever want you can get by going to
2:05.8	Amazon.com. Now, should you go to Amazon.com? No, you don't. No, sir. You don't go amazon.com. Why not? Here's why not. What you do is you go to
2:17.2	our website here for the show which is larry miller podcast
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