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The Luke and Pete Show

Two Wise Men

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Pete are back and things are getting Christmassy! The boys discuss everything from Disney Princesses to fizzy lagers, plus important news about a cat getting its head shaved. Also on today’s episode, Luke details his childhood flute-playing skills before Pete tells us all about his most important Nativity play performance - involving pulling a man’s hand off…


Elsewhere, we’re back with some of your exciting emails, including one pub’s unfortunate fruit machine scandal. Don’t miss out!


Get involved! Let us know all about your Christmas plans - [email protected]



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0:00.0

Yeah baby. It's the Luke and Pete sure it is Monday the 21st of December and

0:20.9

and many happy returns are we going to be brought

0:22.6

Oh, hang on are we going to be putting out Thursday's show on Christmas Eve baby?

0:26.4

That's going to be exciting isn't it? That's going to be exciting. Yeah. Yeah, is it going to be

0:29.3

excited or if you just over hyped it? A little bit. I mean're going to be recording it in a bit so we've got no plans. So we have then what you got obviously, but I've got nothing. It's basically, it's basically this show, but more of it. Yeah exactly. Absolutely right. How are you Peter? I'm good, I'm good. It sounds like, I mean talking to and

0:48.1

experiencing people's like social media outbursts on Twitter, I think I might be doing considerably better than everyone else. I'm

0:54.8

alright, I'm happy. Yeah. I normally... Everyone is losing their minds. They are and it's a difficult time

1:00.0

for everyone, isn't it? We should show solidarity with all of our listeners to say that

1:04.3

it must be, we understood everyone's having a difficult time. But yeah, I normally keep, I mean, back in the day, as you

1:10.3

well know, I used to pipe up on on Twitter but more recently I've kept my

1:14.3

light under a bushel I would say yeah until the weekend come on yeah it's fair enough

1:20.8

by plague under a bushel. But I exploded over the weekend that Zach Goldsmith.

1:27.7

So, oh yeah, yeah. That was a bit of a release. I've had a bit of a week of it so that was a nice little pressure release.

1:33.0

Yeah, you've had a rough little time of it. So obviously if we deal with the bigger problems and then your

1:40.0

small slightly smaller problems I'm going to say, but to you obviously much bigger.

1:45.0

We're now in lockdown.

1:46.6

Obviously a lot of parts of the country in the UK are in tears 2 and 3. London and certainly where I am is Tia 4.

1:56.0

Here to kind of like I didn't really realise that Tia 4 existed until we were in it.

2:02.0

No, it's like Spial Tap when they just turned everything. realise that Tier 4 existed until we were in it.

2:02.8

No, it's like Spinal Tap when they just turned everything up to 11.

2:06.2

Why not just make 10 louder?

2:07.6

No, it's not going to 11.

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