Crunchy Foot Syndrome

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2020

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

The boys are back with more responsible chat as we discuss flight attendants in nappies, passing wind on public transport, and where to stock up on alcoholic soup.

Elsewhere, Luke learns about one drug-dealing entrepreneur’s healthy crystal meth recipe, while Pete reveals his unhealthy chocolate stealing habits.

Also on today’s show, some exciting emails take us back to school as we discuss terrible student reports and celebrity teachers in disguise. Enjoy! Have you brought any particularly weird Christmas presents this year? Let us know at [email protected]!

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0:00.0	And it's the Luke and Peachoe. It is a Thursday. I do hope to give well and
0:10.0	Christmas is hurtling towards us at a rate of nuts and I'm not exactly that comfortable with it
0:14.1	because I've not done my Christmas shopping yet annoying.
0:17.2	What shopping have you got to do though?
0:19.2	I've got a shop for my parents.
0:22.2	Yeah. I don't really know how to do it. My parents are going over to my
0:25.5	sisters. So my sisters, like do I send it to my sisters? Do I send it to my mom and dad's? It's very confusing.
0:31.2	They're very confusing indeed.
0:32.8	Fair enough yeah let's not do too much Christmas stuff though because I've already said
0:35.5	on Monday we've got some Christmas stuff to do next week I don't want to exhaust it all.
0:39.7	Peter how are you today? You will?
0:43.0	I'm good, yeah. I'm all right. I'm, uh, fresh as a daisy, uh, light on my feet.
0:48.4	And make you get doing some audio boxing with you, my friend.
0:51.8	Yeah, nice stuff, good stuff.
0:54.0	And on Monday's episode, Peter, we talked a bit about Chinese flight attendants being
1:01.0	told to wear nappies, didn't we? We didn't actually follow up on it. I mean the story itself is quite
1:07.1	self-explanatory. I feel quite sorry for the flight attendants, don't't you I mean what is happening there
1:14.5	can you play that little base thing that you played on Monday under this story I
1:19.2	forget if it's really suitable yeah it cool yeah so Chinese flight attendants have been told to wear nappies for COVID protection because it's not safe for them to use the toilets. Pete Donaldson, it's over to you.
1:30.0	I was on that flight loop.
1:35.0	The smell was incredible.
1:39.0	The air horse desses bomb was big, full of nappy and chit and smell.
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