Thank you.

Yes.

Thank you.

Thank you.

And congratulations.

All of you will be going home with a free Brit Hume.

All right.

So Jane Goodall, who's known for her 60 years of studying chimpanzees, has died at the age of 91.

Thank God she lived long enough to see the culmination of her work when one of her subjects

was given his own show.

It's day two of the government shutdown. It's so bad that Jerry Nadler had to cut back

on his diaper service. Hakeem Jeffries had a pawn his sombreros. Paychecks are no longer

being sent to Rashida Talib's team of

electrologists and because there's no funding they just

repossessed the thing on top of Maxine Waters' head.

It's bad. Earlier today, Nancy Pelosi had to put her new face on

layaway. And until this thing is settled, all of Hillary's murders will be out of pocket.

But this is nice to raise some extra cash, the Secret Service is using Joe Biden's car as an Uber.

Well, according to a new study, meat production is responsible for nearly 60% of the food sector's climate emissions.

The other 40% of climate emissions, of course, come from here.

Speaking of, Sonny Hosten says she doesn't understand why Pete Higgseth fired the first female officer to lead the Navy.

In his defense, she kept wanting to attack countries for things they did 10 years ago.

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