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Two Raccoons

Ask Iliza Anything

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Usually, Iliza is the one helping her listeners, but this week kicks off with a plea: help us find a specific video of two raccoons dancing!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram

0:11.3

Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them

0:19.0

Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answers! The answers! You asked me!

0:27.0

Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!

0:33.0

I'll look for the doll and you said, I don't know, she's right under you. I can't say from over here there's a wall between us.

0:39.0

It's got her big, you physically move to help me ever. I never help you. Yeah.

0:46.0

Mom, I scoured the dark web looking for a kidney for you. Ow! I mean I did spend a lot of time trying to find that raccoon video.

0:55.0

Did you find it? Yeah! Let's put out a call to action. Okay. Listen to me. There's a video of two raccoons against a wall and they're jumping against the wall.

1:07.0

And it's like a vertical, like they're both in the... Both on their hind legs. Yeah. Jumping against, like jumping up, like you would do wall touches.

1:15.0

Like if you were training for something to term. And they said it to, I think it's a song by the city girls called Torculator.

1:22.0

Or Torculator, Torculator. And they're just, I'm usually like, it's time for the Torculator. It's time for the Torculator.

1:29.0

And I think it's so funny. And I said to my brother and it disappeared and Emily cannot find it.

1:34.0

No, I've found other fat raccoons jumping around walls. And I even found that video with a different song.

1:40.0

So if you could just find... I can just re-edit that video with a different song.

1:44.0

True, but I want the original. So I can get the... What is it called? Fapcoin, the NTFW, non-fungible token. What is it?

1:53.0

An FT. He want that for the Torculator raccoons.

1:56.0

The FT is that raccoons video. It's time for the twirking.

2:00.0

You know, an FT's are really bad for the environment. That's what I heard. That's why I'm just joking.

2:04.0

Yeah. No, I know. I just thought you'd be interested. But of course you already heard.

2:07.0

What is it? Like what's good for the environment?

2:10.0

Like it seems like everything you want, it's like actually... You'll lose your arms.

2:15.0

I know. I know. Well, so we're taking some questions today from Facebook and Twitter.

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